Ninjas CANNOT Be Killed.

This is just an update that I’ve decided to update my blog, and perhaps redo the format.  2010 and 2011 were two long periods of self-improvement, reflection, and tomfoolery.  Perhaps at some point, there will be a recap.  In the meantime, this is my proclamation that I am:

A.) Alive

B.) Still a Ninja

C.) Still full of epic, insightful nonsense

Soon we’ll say goodbye to 2011, and welcome 2012…let’s see what things may come!

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Dance like the wind

So.  I have taken up dancing.  Yes, this too shocks me.  In my old age, I have gained the wisdom and maturity (and street cred) to be able to start such a hobby and not worry about image or being beaten by thugs in an alley.  So worry not, I am still deadly and swift, but now I can kill my victims with the grace of a buttefly.

Why dance?  Well, as a musician who has a dayjob, I’ve found it increasingly difficult to find an outleft for such expression in the real world.  There is always the jam session, the occasional gig, and the practice…but overall, options are limited for one who is not wholly devoted to that craft.  Needing an equally valid and artistically minded distraction from work, the idea of learning to dance came to mind.  I’ve always been interested, and such shows as “So You Think You Can Dance” have opened my eyes.

So, I have chosen four styles of focus.  And they could not be more different from each other.  Argentine Tango, Salsa, West Coast Swing, and East Coast Swing.  I am also taking lessons in Argentine Tango.  They each have their merit, their strengths and weaknesses, but of all, the Argentine Tango seems to be the one for me.  More on this at a later time, but I find that the connection one gets when doing this dance correctly…it’s almost the same level of connection I get when I am enthralled by playing jazz with people of a high level. 

So, I wholeheartedly recommend this endeavor.  I’m meeting new people, learning to socialize with beautiful women with ease, and having a good time.  Dancing makes you a better ninja…so go ahead and learn, grasshopper!

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I am the Vitruvian Man

Ok, not qute.

But, two new developments.  First, I joined a Gym.  Sort of…  Because we now get a corporate discount, I signed up with New York Sports Club and now have unlimited access to ANY of their facilities.  It remains to be seen how often I will be utilizing this, but it’s about time I get myself into top ninja shape.  I don’t have to start paying until January, but I get now until then for FREE.  My goal is definitely NOT to be skinny, but to boast a chiseled physique worthy of Leonardo Da Vinci’s sketchbook or Michaelangelo’s chisel on marble.

Smash!!!

The Second Development, I’ve signed up for dance classes.  I know…that’s for sissies right?  Well, I gotta say, there’s nothing quite as good as dancing to work up a sweat, not to mention the ladies like it.  Why run on a boring treadmill when you can spin and dip a beautiful woman around the floor?  Also, dancers look like this:

don't mind the ridiculous shorts

 

Anyway, the goal is to lose 10lbs before the New Year…and from then, it’s to increase muscle mass and get a balanced physique.  It’s time to be less Sammo Hung, and more Donny Yen, ya dig?  Both are deadly in the art of killing, but you tell me which one the women would like better…

Deadly, but Soft

Women will like This, Yes?

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He still lives!

Hello all.  The past several months have been a busy time, and I’ve been neglecting this site.  I must apologize to the three people that read this blog, as I have not given you any new content to ponderify on.  I’m currently working on re-designing the layout of this site again…but rest assured, this Ninja still lives.

Prepare for even bolder, more nonsensical, more irreverant content than ever before…hopefully updated in a more consistent interval.

To celebrate this new direction, I present to you a picture of our beloved new president demonstrating his own secret ninja kung-fu.

Ninja Obama

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Oprah should run NYC

So, I just came back from a weekend in Chicago and was surprised by how clean it is. The air was breathable, and the buildings shone in the sun as if they received daily towel rubs by angels. Truly it was magnificent to behold this modern marvel of the midwest.

How can such a major city be kept so pristine and relatively homeless-free? I have only one conclusion: Oprah.

The Obama Family: Michelle, Barack, Oprah

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